my addicitve personality is acting up again...geeeeez

dear stephenie meyer,

your twilight saga has gripped my heart. i am taken back to my own high school years and can now vividly remember just how electric just sitting next to the boy of your dreams was. the anticipation of first kisses and desperately needing to spend every waking moment with your love. your books grew from teenage infatuation to true love and the ultimate commitment to each other...i relived all my feelings for my hubby before we were married and i thank you....it's always good to remember that amazing spark that starts your own personal love story.

i do, however, have a few problems with you. first, my house work, my husband, my child, my parents, my friends, my neighbors, my dog, my personal hygiene, and my job have ALL suffered some degree of neglect because of you. second, it is very inconvenient to randomly sigh whilst thinking of edward and have to explain/or deny why to anyone who asks why you keep sighing and looking off into space with a dreamy expression on your face. third, along the same lines as number two, giggling like a school girl about a fictional character is not healthy. and last, but not least, you ENDED the saga. now what am i going to do. every other book i pick up pales in comparison. i am lost in a literal sea of books-to-be-read without a single one calling out to me to save me. i have even resorted to re-reading the saga. (it is just as good, if not better, the second time around, by the way) i suppose i will have to live with just talking about them over and over to anyone who will listen.

i like you stephenie meyer, but i am a little miffed.

yours mostly affectionately,

elisa.

p.s. the midnight release party for breaking dawn was amazing...i'm so glad we made "team edward" shirts and beat the crap out of those "team jacob" losers ....not really, but i wanted to...consider this a warning lahdeedah...i know where you live!